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DIRECTIONS:

-Wrap head in plastic wrap. RECOMMENDED: Industrial-sized Cling Classic.

-Adapt to lifestyle sans air.

-Ask a discriminating preschooler to papier mache your skull. Bribe with gummy candy that you will no longer physically be capable of consuming. BONUS: Is child enrolled in Chelsea-based art daycare and/or descended from esteemed art collector/dealer? Ask for personal fingerprint indentations for investment purposes.

-Let dry.

-Frustrated, preferably on a gallery night Thursday, dig into papier mache just over half of face, to aptly view [insert famed controversial painter here]‘s opening at the Hole.

(Evolutionary breathing spike formation is unique to each individual. Results may vary.)

CC: JUNYA WATANABE SPRING 2006.

[Photo 1] L-R: Stella Tennant by Mark Borthwick for Maison Martin Margiela, Junya Watanabe S/S 2006, Margiela tabi boots. [Photos 2-5] Junya Watanabe S/S 2006 via style.com.

Comments

  • Mia says:1168 days ago

    In junior school I plastered cat photos all over my papier mache maraca . I feel like adding cat ears to the above would be an undisputable improvement.